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The best method to impress your customers and management

12/16/2011

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Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa? Use Techno vocabulary. It can be called the“Buzzword” writing method. It is simple.
There are three columns of words involved, as follows:
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Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords from the above grid, e.g., 257: “integrated modular capability“.
Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense to you; it won’t mean anything to anyone else either, but they’ll think you’re just smarter than they are so they won’t say anything!!!

You can propose “systemized reciprocal options” (929) to achieve “optimal transitional flexibility” (568), so that we can think of an “integrated monitored projection”,
and then your boss will probably promote you or your customer will be blown away with your technological superiority…!!

 


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Vishwajeet Rajwaday link
12/19/2011 09:10

Wow ! What a Synchronized Modular Concept? (454). Awesome.

Comes easy one you show us how this is done.

With your permission, will be sharing this on my network too.

Take Care, Cheers!

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