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Business sense

6/28/2012

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A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told an enterprising youngster to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance. 

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken.

He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board.
So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why ! 

The boy had found a narrow wooden board,  so he had split the word into the 3 words : 

Psycho-
the-
rapist
.


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Economist

6/18/2012

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This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a Economist. 
He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"

"My hair line is in recession, 
my stomach is a victim of inflation,

and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"


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HOLD A MEETING

6/9/2012

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Everybody, somebody, anybody, and nobody

6/4/2012

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This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it,
but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.

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