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LIFE IS LIKE GRAMMAR

9/22/2012

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Quote of the day! 

Life is like GRAMMAR: 

PAST-PERFECT, 
FUTURE-CONTINUOUS 
& PRESENT-TENSED... 

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ACCOUNT

9/22/2012

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NEW IDEAS

9/17/2012

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Computer Quotes

9/10/2012

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Computer Quotes
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

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Office Culture

9/3/2012

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