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Overbooked Flight

12/22/2012

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In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked.

The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later.

About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.

About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter announced:

"If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward."

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I just need one copy

12/14/2012

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EAGER TO IMPRESS THE BOSS
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

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Bad News & Terrible News

12/8/2012

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A man sat in his attorney's office. 

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said. 

"Give me the bad news first." 

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." 

"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news." 

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

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