The frog poked its head out of his pocket and said, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I'll stay with you for a week as your mistress."
The project manager took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.The frog called out once more, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for as long as you wish and do absolutely anything that you want."
Again the Project manager took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back.Finally, the frog demanded, "What's the matter? You can turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I'll stay with you for ever and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The project manager replied, "Understand, I'm a project manager. I simply don't have time for a girlfriend.
But a talking frog...that's cool."