· I was working smarter, not harder.
· I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement.
· This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
· I’m actually doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan”(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you (boss) made me attend.
· This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
· I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?
· The coffee machine is broke….
· Ah, the this is the unique and unpredictable habits of the workaholic!
· I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lenses without using my hands.
· My work partnerwent psycho and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
· And finally….I thought you (boss) were gone for the day……..!!!!!!