Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"
Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!
Student: Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
& Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!
After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.. =!!
Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|
MORAL: Don't Play With Students.. !! They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..
Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!
Student: Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
& Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!
After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.. =!!
Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|
MORAL: Don't Play With Students.. !! They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..